wildhumanhasappeared

headspace-hotel  headspace-hotel

What if plants are not peaceful socialists sharing resources OR aggressive warmongers competing with and poisoning each other, but a secret third thing: Unknowable without the simplifying lenses of anthropomorphism

headspace-hotel  headspace-hotel

Like yes, the "mother tree" thing is anthropomorphizing, and it's still inaccurate to view the mycorrhizal network sending resources as tree altruism because put simply, we don't know where agency resides in the mycorrhizal network system.

Or what agency even MEANS in this context.

So we can show that resources move from full grown trees to saplings but we don't know that the full grown trees are "sending" the resources. Maybe the fungus is doing it! Maybe the baby trees are just like "gimme!" Or maybe it's stupid to view them as independent things at all, like debating whether you pet a cat with your brain or your hands—maybe the forest is better understood as one giant superorganism!

And still, I will bite anyone who dismisses the "mother tree" model on the basis of being anthropomorphizing, because describing plants as "waging war" or "advertising services on a market" IS ALSO ANTHROPOMORPHIZING, and nobody gets pissy about that because it doesn't challenge their pre-existing assumptions.

wildhumanhasappeared
dxmedstudent

piratemadi  piratemadi

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

metanavi  metanavi

+ a secret, third thing

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dxmedstudent

whyareyouheremate  whyareyouheremate

Y'all should really follow Overly Sarcastic Productions' twitter

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whatareyoureallyafraidof
cargopantsman

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

roman-flair  roman-flair

Super Mario Bros.

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

samsjammaam  samsjammaam

John Mulaney

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

sandersstudies  sandersstudies

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

dukeofbookingham  dukeofbookingham

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

cargopantsman

aropride  aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride  aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

cargopantsman

insomniac-arrest  insomniac-arrest

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

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susiephone

neshatriumphs  neshatriumphs

Juneteenth is about Black people who were officially technically supposed to be freed from enslavement. Nobody else. Nothing else. It's not a POC day. It's not a "freedom for all" day. It's Black folk, Black culture, Black emancipation, SPECIFICALLY. Any other observation for Juneteenth is gentrification.

theinfinitedivides

nat-20s  nat-20s

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*